So I was thinking about a post I saw earlier about how Gallifrey’s atmosphere has a lower concentration of oxygen. And then I remembered that you can get high off of oxygen and what if the Doctor is usually really normal and not eccentric really and what if the Doctor is just high the whole time
HEADCANON SO. FUCKING. ACCEPTED.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”